Ferris Bueller 2007

With the 21st anniversary of Ferris Bueller's Day off coming around the corner, what better thing to do than to remake this classic movie? We're all surprised that it hasn't happened yet, and yes, I do speak for you. Trust me, it's okay in this instance.

Anyway, let's start off by recasting this picture.

Directed by Fight Scene Choreography Ferris Bueller Cameron Frye Sloane Peterson Ed Rooney Jeannie Bueller Katie Bueller Tom Bueller Grace, The Secretary Boy in Police Station Economics Teacher Florence Sparrow Garage Attendant Attendant's Co-Pilot

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Stephen Spielberg Wo Ping Yuen Mike Myers Kenan Thompson Kirstin Dunst Alan Rickman Thora Birch Estelle Harris Ed O'Neill Christina Applegate Sanjaya Malakar Shaq Wanda Sykes Christopher Meloni Gary Sinese

The plot will remain similar. Ferris skips school by faking his parents, though this time with some added weird, inappropriate impressions of movies Mike Myers has done before. He hits the town (this time changed from Chicago to the O.C.... I mean, it's only appropriate anymore) and narrowly makes it back home without being caught. His friend Cameron may just learn something before they're through.

This update will feature some new, awesome CGI as added as Speilberg feels appropriate. Also, Wo Ping yuen will choreograph some bitchin' fight scenes. There's also a soundtrack catering to the otaku crowd:

1. Prelude - Nobuo Uematsu
2. She's a Queen - Queen Latifah
3. Adam Sandler - Channakuh Song
4. Time Warp - Cast
5. I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur - Wiggles
6. cop killer - Ice T
7. K2G - Puffy Amiyumi
8. Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
9. Working For Vacation - Cibo Matto
10. Friend or Foe - T.A.T.U.
11. Born to be Wild - Borat
12. Happy Sad - Pizzicato Five
13. Pray - Nobuo Uematsu

Okay, there. That should be enough to get anybody who likes good movies nice and riled up. I await your hate mail!