Stupid Notes I've Seen on Beverage Machines

• "Out of Apple Juice"
  Don't you think he'll be refilling it about the time he sees this anyway???
• "60 cents. Pop was very FLAT"
  Yes, the note underlined that. Several squiggly times, in fact. Oh. And I somehow sincerely doubt the pop machine guy has any control over exactly how carbonated your beverage is.
• "I put 40 cents in, and it didn't give me a pop. So I put 20 more cents in and it didnt give me a pop. (and so on. They proceeded to use FOUR postit notes to explain how they lost $3 trying to get a soft drink.)
  Just out of curiousity, why didn't you stop after the sixty cents the pop cost? And did you not notice the pop cost sixty cents when you put the original forty in?
• "Pop had no ice"
  They're cans. I think I need not explain more.
• "The machine gave me back two nickels. I wanted a dime."
  Wait, What?