The plot will remain similar. Ferris skips school by faking his parents, though this time with some added weird, inappropriate impressions of movies Mike Myers has done before. He hits the town (this time changed from Chicago to the O.C…. I mean, it’s only appropriate anymore) and narrowly makes it back home without being caught. His friend Cameron may just learn something before they’re through.

This update will feature some new, awesome CGI as added as Micheal Bay feels appropriate. Also, Wo Ping yuen will choreograph some bitchin’ fight scenes. There’s also a marketable soundtrack:

1. Prelude – Nobuo Uematsu
2. She’s a Queen – Queen Latifah
3. Adam Sandler – Channakuh Song
4. Time Warp – Cast
5. I’m Dorothy the Dinosaur – Wiggles
6. cop killer – Ice T
7. Friday – Rebecca Black
8. Fish Heads – Barnes & Barnes
9. Working For Vacation – Cibo Matto
10. Friend or Foe – T.A.T.U.
11. Friday (repise) – Rebecca Black
12. 99 Red Balloons (*This will replace the Danke Schoen scene)
13. Pray – Nobuo Uematsu

Okay, there. That should be enough to get anybody who likes good movies nice and riled up. Now line up and purchase your tickets!